If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I could never Passover you.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I came here looking for a little tail.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.