Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I could never Passover you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Baby, you're a firework.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Hello Boo-tiful.