Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
You sweep me off my feet!
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Life is better when we stick together.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!