I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
You sweep me off my feet!
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Life is better when we stick together.
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