Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Life is better when we stick together.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
You sweep me off my feet!
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You should see what I can do with ice.