I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Can I be your next varietal?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Do you like free samples?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Go to BabaMail
