A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you like free samples?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Can I be your next varietal?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
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