"Children are a great comfort in your old age- and they help you reach it faster too." – Lionel Kauffman
"There's always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it's just not being a turkey." -Unknown
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
"No one betrays a Gemini and gets off without a sound ear-bashing."
— Richard MacDonald
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass." - Mac MacGuff in Juno
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
- Erma Bombeck.
“Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman
"If cigarette taxes are meant to discourage smoking, wouldn’t income taxes discourage working?"
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.” – Lindy Hughes
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.” —Ina Garten
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
"True love is singing karaoke 'Under Pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part." Mindy Kaling
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
Sir Norman Wisdom
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, 'I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.'"
- Chelsea Handler
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
- Max Eastman.
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"I live in a mad house run by a tiny army that I made myself." — Anonymous
"No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes."
Don Kardong
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.” —Nicole Hollander
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
"Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids." – Sam Levenson
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.”
- Maurice Johnston.
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
Groucho Marx
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
- Winston Churchill
“I love playing a dad. It’s hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.”
- Peter Gallagher
“Don't be so humble – you are not that great.”
Golda Meir
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
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