I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Funny meat-ing you here.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
I want you for no raisin.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?