Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
There’s snow one like you.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
You're a good egg.
You have one compact set.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
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