I’d love to spend some time Matthew
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
You are my butter-half!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
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