I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Wanna churn butter with me?
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