How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
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