Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
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