Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
You leave me Wonton more.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
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