Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
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