Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I less than three you.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
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