From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
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