I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Let's Taco about love.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
So how many cats do you have?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I want you for no raisin.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
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