Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Girl you are rocking this run.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Do you squat here often?
I’m soy into you.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
You're a good egg.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?