There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
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