Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Want to become my new personal best?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I'm Havana dream about you.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
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