I Tour de Francy you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Wow, you drive me Davi
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I less than three you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
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