Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You are my butter-half!
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I think I glove you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You’re Isaacly my type
I can be your travel pillow.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
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