This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
You are my density!
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
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