Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
You look a lot like my next victim.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
How much will $20 get me?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
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