To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
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