I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
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