Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
We should make like your parents and split.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Let’s put our tulips together.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Do you like free samples?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You're a good egg.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
You are my raisin to smile.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
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