Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You had me at ruff.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Can I hiber-mate with you?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
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