I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Are you a model?
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
You just caused a heat wave.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I feel like we're in tune
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
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