You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
You set my heart bonfire.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Are you a model?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I really caribou-t you.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
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