You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Can I hold your hand?
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
So, is it my dugout or yours?
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Girl you are rocking this run.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You have been running through my mind all day.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I think you're barbe-cute.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
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