I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Want to be workout buddies?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
You are my butter-half!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You’re Isaacly my type
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
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