Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I want you for no raisin.
I want you. I knead you.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
I like you cherry much.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
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