Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
I can be your travel pillow.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
You set my heart bonfire.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
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