Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
I want you for no raisin.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
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