You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I think we need to become better strangers.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
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