Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I'm at my best during overtime.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Let's Taco about love.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
You're such a TEAse.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I want to stretch with you.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Want to go for a ride?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
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