When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Life is better when we stick together.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
We should make like your parents and split.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You’re Isaacly my type
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
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