How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you a red light because stop.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
I'd love to see you s'more.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
You make me want to Twist and Shout
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Permission to board?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
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