Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Belize let me hold you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
You are the object of my preposition.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
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