Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I think my heart just lagged.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Can I be your next varietal?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
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