Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Love me do
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Are you a red light because stop.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Baby, you rock my world!
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
You are one well-defined function!
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
I feel like we're in tune
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I now believe in Angels.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
I bet you’re really flexible.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
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