You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you a model?
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Let's Taco about love.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
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