You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I can turn your software into hardware.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.