You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
If you were here, Abby all over you
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you a model?
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
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