I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Can you drive my car?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Can I hold your hand?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
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