Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Let's Taco about love.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
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