Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Can you drive my car?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
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