I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
It's always a first class trip with me.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You are my butter-half!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
How was heaven when you left it?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You are my density!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
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