I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I'd love to see you s'more.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
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