I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
How about a kanga-root?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I would love to show you first class.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
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