What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
I Tour de Francy you.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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