You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I think I glove you.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You had me at cello.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
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