Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Your treat or mine?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Your beauty is blinding.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Nice Ass-teroid.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
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