If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Life is better when we stick together.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Baby, you rock my world!
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
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