You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Can I hold your hand?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Funny meat-ing you here.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Love me till ice cream.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.