Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I could never Passover you.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
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