I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
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