Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Do you squat here often?
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Your name is insert name here?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
I came here looking for a little tail.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
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