Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Baby, you're a firework.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I Tour de Francy you.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Love me till ice cream.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I like you cherry much.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I love all of your stratified layers!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You're my missing ingredient.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
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