Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a red light because stop.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Wow, you drive me Davi
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
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