Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Your name is insert name here?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
So, is it my dugout or yours?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
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