Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
You set my heart bonfire.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You're my missing ingredient.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.