Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I want to stretch with you.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Do you like free samples?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
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