Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I can score from multiple positions.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
You had me at taco.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
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