You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Please, please me
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Love me do
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You had me at cello.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
So … do you run here often?
I want to stretch with you.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
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