I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You are my butter-half!
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I can be your travel pillow.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You are the object of my preposition.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.