Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I want to stretch with you.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You're quite the catch, baby.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You're a good egg.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
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