Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Do you squat here often?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
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