I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Do you like free samples?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I Ecuador you.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
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