I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Give me your number so I can make the call.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
How was heaven when you left it?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
How much will $20 get me?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
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