Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
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