You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you a model?
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
You're my missing ingredient.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
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