Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
I like long runs on the beach.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
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