"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are so right. And I am so left.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I've only got three months to live.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
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