Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Nice asteroids.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Baby, you rock my world!
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Do you squat here often?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
God was just showing off when he made you.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You're my missing ingredient.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
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