Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Nice life preservers.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Love me till ice cream.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
How much will $20 get me?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
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