If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'd love to see you s'more.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I'd drink your bathwater.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
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