I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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