I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
You're hotter than a data center!
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
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