Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
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