Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
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