Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Want to be workout buddies?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You had me at taco.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
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