I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I want you for no raisin.
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