Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Life is better when we stick together.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
I've only got three months to live.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You are the square to my root.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
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