If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
I think we're mint to be!
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Can I claim your baggage?
Your beauty is blinding.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.