Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You are my raisin to smile.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I really caribou-t you.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You're the thought that counts!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Do you squat here often?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
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