I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
I really caribou-t you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
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