Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
You are my butter-half!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
How about we get down to monkey business?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
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