I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you a red light because stop.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
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