The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Let's cross the international dateline together.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are so right. And I am so left.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
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