I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Let's boomerbang!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You are my butter-half!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Love me till ice cream.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
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