Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
You’re more special than relativity.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Composers always score.
How much will $20 get me?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
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