Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I less than three you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
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