Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I can be your travel pillow.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I really caribou-t you.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
You look good on your yoga mat.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You set my heart bonfire.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Can I hold your hand?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
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