Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
I bet you’re really flexible.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I'm Havana dream about you.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I want to read you from cover to cover.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
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