Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Let's Taco about love.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
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