If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Please, please me
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
I’m soy into you.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I feel like we're in tune
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
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