I dreamt about you. You died.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
You are one well-defined function!
You had me at ruff.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I think I glove you.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I’m soy into you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Nice asteroids.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
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