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Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
So … do you run here often?
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
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