Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
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