Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
I Ecuador you.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Nice asteroids.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
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