Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I perform best when I’m wet.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
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