I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
When are you due back in heaven?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Want to be workout buddies?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
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