I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I would love to show you first class.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
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